ClickerHa
We Take Idle Games Seriously. Too Seriously.
Welcome to ClickerHa, a parody archive where clicker games get the academic, absurd, and meme-loaded treatment they've always deserved.
No real upgrades. No real rewards. Just content that keeps producing laughs... even while you sleep.
Fake Patch Notes Feed
Patch Notes from Games
That Don't Exist
v7.4.6 - Removed the "Wait" button because players were waiting too much
v0.9.3b - Added Prestige-Inside-Prestige mechanics. Recursive loops now loop recursively.
v3.2.1 - Introduced Emotional Energy as a new resource. Drains faster during existential dread.
v5.0.0 - Game now generates bugs instead of coins. Upgrade cost doubled.
This block auto-updates weekly with new fake entries.
Feature Satire Article
10 Clicker Games That Clicked Too Hard
The clicks were loud. The loops were louder.
From cookie-based tycoons to existential capitalism simulators, here are the titles that dared to click... and kept clicking even when you begged them to stop.
Includes:
- A game where upgrades upgraded upgrades
- A clicker where the only thing you click is acceptance
- The infamous Button Simulator 2049
Idle Game
Bingo Generator
Play Idle Game Bingo
Click "Generate" and receive a randomized bingo board with tropes like:
- "Mystical Currency with a Latin Name"
- "Soft Reset That Feels Deep"
- "Upgrade That Doubles Upgrade Speed"
- "Offline Progress with More Progress if You Close the Tab Harder"
- "UI Looks Like a Stock Trading Terminal"
Fun for Discord streams, Reddit threads, or solo irony.
Deep Dive Satire Essay
How to Design the Worst Clicker Game Ever
A design satire for aspiring developers who want to fail spectacularly.
Step One
Make upgrades cost imaginary guilt.
Step Two
Add 47 currencies.
Step Three
Remove the button entirely and call it "auto-click philosophy."
User Submission Board
Got a Meme? A Patch Note?
A Joke Clicker Idea?
Submit your creations and we might feature them in our next fake patch log, meme roundup, or parody review.
We accept:
About ClickerHa
What Is This and Why Are We Doing It?
ClickerHa is a collective of satire writers, game devs, idle game addicts, and burnt-out spreadsheet enjoyers.
We noticed clicker games were accidentally hilarious — so we made a place where that irony lives on purpose.
We don't monetize. We don't optimize. We just loop.
For jokes, submissions, complaints about satire, or serious game developers who accidentally ended up here:
Email: info@clickerha.space
